'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the plant Not a creature was stirring, not even that Cheesecake boy Ant; The pensions were frozen by that old Texas Witch, In hopes that She soon could buy a new bone for her bitch ; The stupidvisors... —  read more 

http://www.chron.com/business/energy/article/Houston-layoffs-expected-in-Vistra-takeover-of-12320041.php

Where is a good place to move a 401k to?

What's going on with this place , are we foresale again ?

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/dynegy-spend-625b-power-plant-acquisitions-25081348

Any news?

Any news?

you will do nothing

if i new eating a burger would cause this much controversy i should have eaten 2

Did someone steal the mechanic’s hamburgers! Stop making such a big deal over it. You cry babies made enough in overtime in the last 2 months to buy more.

"NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL HIGH QUALITY H2O" "NOBODY MOMA, IT'S JUST THAT I LOST MY POSITION AS THE TEAM'S WATER DISTRIBUTION ENGINEER" "IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT, YOU ALLOW ME TO BE YOUR WATERBOY" "NOT EXACTLY WHAT I CALL CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM" "YOU CAN... —  read more 

Anyone know anything ?

hey Brad,can you pick me up for work monday morning, or at least defeat the breathylizer on my ignition system for me...i got to get in Monday and stomp around the office..go to the store room and spread more lies and maybe find out who that f***in... —  read more 

Derail?What Derail?

Well I went out like a man...I got $10k that the next managemet scumbag that goes will rat all the other rats out. Say what you want about me...at least I had balls and I WAS THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER IN ROSETON! R.I.P. DYNEGY. P.S. K-Rat still has... —  read more 

Wow, I make the Gunman look like he's still in the union.

Another coal train I thought we were not gonna run again! I hope the Pige derails it this time instead of Maul Peyer so I don't have to cover it up. The Pige is trouble he is not a kiss ass. Thanks again for that nice letter you wrote Maul Peyer you... —  read more 

Yeah Egg-head...make sure the guys have a radio on them so they can make it up for their 3AM toolbox...don't worry we'll keep enough guys around so you can tag out the start up feed pump safely. And while I'm shredding, If you don't have anything to... —  read more 

Does this mean nobody will feel sorry for me anymore?

I'm so glad I have senority, I almost got fired 20 times-I guess I'm the real target...thank god they have to get rid of those young guys first....man I can't beleive I'm going to be working midnights by the 4th of July. You know what I apologize for... —  read more 

I think I have to cut you off now buddy

Man I knew they hate us getting meals...i never thought they'd try to get rid of us being able to eat and have a roof over our heads. Maybe they'll give us a goodbye cake on our last day...make sure you only take 30 minutes though.

If you don't like what you see It's probabally cuz you're a douchebag

lease is 56%, taxes 24% people 14%...that's what was put out to us. After all this B.S. what are they going to get the people down to 12%? They're still upside down on the lease, screwed in taxes...seems like too little to late.

You should do that Brad...it may make you look like you're on the fast track..even though you're 50 and very replacable. Nothing worse that a guy who thinks he's more important than he really is...oh wait that could be me too.

If they think this is pissing them off...just wait till next week.

Joffa, thanks for telling us all it was a bluff...we all can detect sarcasm...what's that- i'll give you a chance to look it up...I understand that you don't have any education...you ratted out your peers on the way to getting the job you are in and... —  read more 

Even uncle John didn't help you guys. He couldn't even take the time to show up to argue on your behalf. He'd show to rep his retarded nephew though. You guys never had a chance. Dynegy will hand you your ass during negotiations and uncle John will... —  read more 

Yeah, they also said you'll never see 2 units run again, you'll never see trains again...how bout we never see Tomway again. LETS MAKE POWER NOT EXCUSES...YOU F***S ARE TOO DUMB TO REALIZE THAT AFTER WE'RE GONE...THEY DON'T NEED YOU EITHER...WAKE... —  read more 

I'm in charge of fuels for 2 plants that don't run...maybe I should go back into the corner office so nobody sees. I'm thinking about giving up my Jets tickets...might need that money for my lawyer.

you guys better stop...somebody's going to get fired!!! Was that ok boss?

I'm so glad I broke the news...now maybe I'll get a bonus. I was one of the men...but even then I WAS A RAT!!!

All you loud mouth jackasses had better pipe down and do as your told before your next on the chopping block. Hey K rat dont listen to the bull thier just jealous.

I wonder if they will remember all the ass kissing I did when the lady of death arrives. I did serve them all a nice piece of cheescake when I was still chief. Wow I wonder if trying to give them a blumpkin would have been a better idea. I'm so glad... —  read more 

well i'll be safe, they'll need us for 10 years after the place closes for the hill...oh wait maybe they'll just let Falcone to my 5 minutes of work for the day..... Well good thing I kept the receipt for my new cargo pants. Anybody going to come say... —  read more 

Another coal train I thought we were not gonna run again! I hope the Pige derails it this time instead of Maul Peyer so I don't have to cover it up. The Pige is trouble he is not a kiss ass. Thanks again for that nice letter you wrote Maul Peyer you... —  read more 

hey guys who's layin' off who??? Oh that's right, i never pay attention to anything bec im a rat faced cheese eatin' dumb dumb...man i wonder why the love of my life HK hasn't recommended me for the shifty job???...I hope he doesn't realize i'm a 20... —  read more