Thread regarding Cengage layoffs

MH casually chatting with his beloved employees

https://www.bizjournals.com/boston/news/2019/07/10/global-edtech-firm-cengage-graduates-to-new.html#g/456789/4

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The pods are connected to a pneumatic tube system which will eject redundant McCengage employees come 2020.

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Post ID: @104aXKKe-6fyf

“Be your own CEO” takes on an entirely new meaning

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Post ID: @104aXKKe-5yix

Bostonian here... it’s common knowledge we use the quiet cars as devices for solo “self exploration” and is one of our carrots the great leader allows us, in place of the rod.

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Post ID: @104aXKKe-4cfq

Here in Boston we use these reappropriated airport luggage carts to view frozen Magellan 12 hours a day split screened with trans er-t-ca for endless fits of “self pleasure”.

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Post ID: @104aXKKe-4fqm

Employees who can’t recite the credo are dealt with in the white pods

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Post ID: @104aXKKe-3jer

What a disaster of an office. What do you have to do to deserve the coffin like white pod with stool and ledge and door (with lock on outside?)?

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Post ID: @104aXKKe-3zql

By “parachute” I meant that he flew in and flew out without bothering to stop in and see our office. As soon as the town hall was over he rushed out to a waiting car without making eye contact with the plebes.

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Post ID: @104aXKKe-3jxz

MH parachuted to a town hall meeting. Good god if true, how big is his ego?

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Post ID: @104aXKKe-3oeq

Photo caption: Cengage CEO thinks about how much firing these two employees will increase his bonus.

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Post ID: @104aXKKe-2oze

: @104aXKKe-2qej Don’t bother me, I’m in my quiet car looking at trans p–n...

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Post ID: @104aXKKe-2azv

I like how they put him with a black guy and a lady with bad teeth.

Multicultural

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Post ID: @104aXKKe-2qej

@104aXKKe-1tap It’s well known among HR professionals that “top CEO/top company” awards are paid for either directly or indirectly. Some awards require an entry fee to be nominated, which is just buying PR. Other awards involve ballot stuffing like the Glassdoor awards. Take a look at the Glassdoor reviews for Cengage over the last few months and it’s pretty obvious that many of the 5 star reviews were written on behalf of the company.

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Post ID: @104aXKKe-1egb

millinial recruiting bait

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Post ID: @104aXKKe-1zwq

Someone please kindly inform me how this guy wins ceo of the decade at glassdoor, and cengage wins best place to work year after year when there's been nothing but decreases in revenue and layoffs year after year? Half these wannabe hipsters won't even be around in 6 months and this guy is still demanding accolades, praise and worship? Are they really actually serving unlimited mh kool aid from the community faucet in this used gerbil cage of a building? What an embarrassment.

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Post ID: @104aXKKe-1tap

The evidence is clear from views of this childish fun park why publishing is tanking. These investor's need to wake up, this is just an embarrassment. Is anyone actually working at this place or is it a monument to kool aid intoxication and drunken pontificating? Ship these sheep in their "quiet car's" to Siberia where they belong. Full stop.

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Post ID: @104aXKKe-1qun

Come to our shiny new office to work for lower than market pay! We'll probably boot you come 2020, but...stadium seating!

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Post ID: @104aXKKe-sjh

Looks like they layered a heavy coat of gloss on a broken down jalopy. It failed in SF and it will fail here. MH pretending to talk to the common folk is hilarious. This is the same guy who parachuted in and out of the city for our one in-person town hall with him. When he makes an appearance at a conference booth, he won't even make eye contact with anyone below the VP level. The disconnect with employees is how he lives with firing thousands of people.

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Post ID: @104aXKKe-aiq

Platforms crashing daily? https://techcheck.cengage.com/
You're nothing but a troll.

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Post ID: @104aXKKe-xri

We have homeless people sleeping on campuses all across USA and these cretins are sipping cappuccino and lounging around in their overpriced hipster fashion with a better skyline view than 99.9% of the entire U.S. while wallowing in their smugness and incompetence. It's no wonder every platform crashes daily, nobody is doing any work around there excluding the random cuddle in the "huddle room"... Ridiculous, cut these people first starting with puffy vested buffoon.

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