Thread regarding Riverbed Technology Inc. layoffs

An Ode to Riverbed

If Riverbed was McDonalds and you wanted a number 3 meal it would be like this. You would show up and ask for a number 3. After 40 managers pass an email around and 20 phone calls you would get an empty cup. Shrugging you go to get a coke as f— it. They are out of soda. Whatever you leave. For the next 5 years random id–ts call you asking why you don’t give them money to maintain your burger.

Oh, and a bunch of heroes would tell you how amazing Versa is

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Too funny! Even after this much time has passed, it remains the same at riverbed.

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Post ID: @5Lkbx+10Uo368T

The only burger I want is a fur burger. I’m not sure if that’s a #3 or a #69.

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Post ID: @1mqp+10Uo368T

Lol

U should copyright this

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