Thread regarding ConocoPhillips layoffs

Is Chevron looking to buy ConocoPhillips?

We recently announced we are switching to Fidelity from Vanguard and now we are switching from Aetna to Blue Cross and Blue Shield. Both those are used by Chevron. Are we switching to match them or is this just a coincidence..... Hmmmmm

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No, Chevron is not going to buy ConocoPhillips, just like it wasn't 10 years ago when these rumors came up. COP has nothing worth buying at this point, unless they want the liability of a ton of overpaid SMEs

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Post ID: @1Fdjf+11r5KT3J

Give us your age and we will tell you how to invest your 401K. Meanwhile the 19+ crowd keeps ALL their investment options for deferred compensation

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Post ID: @Ygdf+11r5KT3J

Most of the employees layed off are working at WalMart now. A merger would bring everyone back together.

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Post ID: @qzbi+11r5KT3J

Chevron isn’t fooled by Conoco’s false advertising. Walmart would be a better fit corporately. Plus, our gregarious super cool Conoco technical sups could likely transition to be door greeters with a proper succession plan and enough training.

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Post ID: @oxfl+11r5KT3J

We need to buy someone. Lord knows we haven’t been successful in replacing production via via our Exploration organization...☹️

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Post ID: @ftru+11r5KT3J

Instead of Concho could we buy Kolaches? I’m sometimes very hungry when I arrive in the morning and that would be an acceptable resolution to that problem.

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Post ID: @fpie+11r5KT3J

COP should consider to buy COncho. Seriously!!!

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Post ID: @fbhu+11r5KT3J

I don't think Chevron is necessarily looking to buy us. But we are doing things that we hope will change their minds.

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Post ID: @cvar+11r5KT3J

Bartlesville is the end of the line, heck, half the time all we get are the empty rolls. We'll just have to wait and see.

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Post ID: @2wgc+11r5KT3J

Chevron will get you better TP, just hang in there!

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Post ID: @2qzd+11r5KT3J

Months ago we went down to one ply T.P. but now we are back to two ply. The ply's are thin but there are two.

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Post ID: @2grq+11r5KT3J

The TP in the bathroom is being changed too!

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Post ID: @2fcp+11r5KT3J

The switch from Fidelity to Vanguard and Aetna to Blue Cross and Blue Shield was done for one overlapping reason: reduce benefits to employees while further rewarding our Leadership Forum. It’s what we do.

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Post ID: @1txu+11r5KT3J

The geoscience side is moving to Petrel, used by Chevron

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Post ID: @1fwu+11r5KT3J

Maybe so, but it’ll sound better if we call it a “merger of equals”...😃

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