I was laid off last year. They just finished layoffs a week or so ago. I got a call from a manager there asking me if I wanted to come back and help try to right everything that has gone wrong since I was gone. I told him under 1 condition: I would come back as a private consultant, my rate is $250/hour, 10,000 hour contract guaranteed, all hours over 40 hours are billable at 2x, no night work, my hours would be 7AM-3PM. He said he will get back with me.
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Telling them you needed a contract worth $2.5 million guaranteed is hilarious, especially if you were serious
So no lol