Thread regarding Apache Corp. layoffs

Anyone else looking forward to our 2q results release?

No rigs, but we have a new plane.

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Poster said it was the only thing of value. Didn’t say it was valuable/how much. Agree the value is low.
You don’t get a junk stock moniker because you have “a diverse portfolio of premier assets”. Time to give this horse one last kick. We have zero rigs in the US people.

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Post ID: @cfxc+15SdYqC0

Lol alpine has value. The empty lot next to POC that we own is worth more than AH. Only difference is we haven’t sunk $4 billion into the empty lot we own next to POC.

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Post ID: @crmy+15SdYqC0

Until it starts to magically produce oil, it isn’t saving us from diddly squat, except getting acquired. It’s definitely saving us from that.

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Post ID: @cchz+15SdYqC0

Not sarcastic at all. AH is the only thing of value. JC is working hard to bring it back online not 3 months after publicly walking away from it. Some CEO.
Permian is a waste. Egypt small and declining. NOrtH Sea a mess. Suriname not ours and just an exploration license. Get a clue. AH, and SK whether you liked him or not, are going to save the place.

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Post ID: @cixs+15SdYqC0

The SK/SA commenter below is almost guaranteed to be sarcastic with that comment. And it definitely rustled my jimmies before I took a deep breath and realized it was, probably, sarcasm.

Because no one actually believes that, nor would they ever.

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Post ID: @bvuh+15SdYqC0

"Funny how AH is likely to save the place. Thank goodness for SA crew and SK afterall."

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Post ID: @bdha+15SdYqC0

Exactly! It was John Christmann and the Permian crew that put us in the drain circle we are in now. Thanks, guys.

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Post ID: @8zkr+15SdYqC0

Yes. Funny how AH is likely to save the place. Thank goodness for SA crew and SK afterall.

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Post ID: @7ecs+15SdYqC0

Analyst tends to be the lowest rank in a bank. Some young person out of college. No wonder...

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Post ID: @3wsf+15SdYqC0

Operator: in high nasal tone “next on the line is (analyst name) from sockatey ganaral”

Analyst: from 50 feet away from phone receiver “good morning guys”

JC: turns volume to 11 “GOOD MORNING (ANALYST NAME)”

Analyst: trying to recover from the audio assault, still 50 feet away from receiver “just want to congratulate you guys on the great quarter”

JC: turns volume up to 13: “THANKS (ANALYST NAME), WE’VE REALLY TURNED THE CORNER THIS LAST QUARTER”

Audience: calculates how many times APA has turned the corner now, and realizes they’ve actually gone in about 10 circles.

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Post ID: @xro+15SdYqC0

I hear that and have always just assumed these analysts are sub-par, but sarcastic! Haha!

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Post ID: @otp+15SdYqC0

Mostly excited for the sycophantic analysts who open every question with "great quarter, guys."

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