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How can I job at ORacle?

I alwys want to work for Oracle and Larry but don't know how to get a job there. What can I do to get a job with Larry?

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Pop and culture, used not only in the same sentence, but in conjuction?

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Post ID: @7xja+17fQPza6
Great. Now please humor us and translate this into something coherent.

I don't know what's more amusing, your ignorance over pop culture memes, or your inability to google something you don't know before you open your big mouth in a public forum and air such ignorance.

Way to go buddy!

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Post ID: @7dxm+17fQPza6

So, there is consensus that flexibility will be key in you landing a job under LE. However, the real question is, once you grab your ankles, how long can you keep hanging on while he is porking you in the #ss?

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Post ID: @7hzk+17fQPza6

Be under 25. Well under. Longish silky hair. Gymnastics or yoga a plus for flexibility. Fondness for spike heel shoes and a light but firm tread. Be content to be anonymous. Too visible by name, bye bye like many executives. You age out before 29.

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Post ID: @6bdi+17fQPza6

Any “position” working for LE will demand extreme “flexibility”. So “flexibility” should be highlighted on your resume, and you will likely have to prove any claims you make during your “interview”.

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Post ID: @5nzq+17fQPza6

Like applying anywhere else you need to be able to stand out from the competition. Eg, are kegels part of your training routine?

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Post ID: @5noc+17fQPza6
All Your Job Are Belong To Us.

Great. Now please humor us and translate this into something coherent.

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Post ID: @5ode+17fQPza6

Join a company that Oracle then buys then they assimilate you; You get the Oracle tattoo on your balls (that hurts like hell even if done whilst under the influence of 10+ scotches. At that point Oracle owns your a$$ until the time comes to RIF you then they chew you up and spit you out.

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Post ID: @4dks+17fQPza6

Go to the closest Oracle office and hang out in the lobby

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Post ID: @3ych+17fQPza6

Find out where Larry gets his cars washed

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Post ID: @2hip+17fQPza6

Make sure you mentioned this site during your interview so they know you are prepared.

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