Thread regarding California Resources Corporation layoffs

Job posting

Job requirements for a typical CRC manager:

Overweight
Entitled
Narcissistic
Undue Confidence
Bigoted
Petty
Uninspiring
Ability to watch others suffer without intervening a bonus
Little to no ethical standards for self or others a bonus
Little to no outside enjoyments or interests in life a bonus
Little to no empathy a bonus

We are looking for company men, those have been robbed of joy and that will carry out mindless and senseless duties with severe urgency. Seeking out highly unskilled individuals, preferably without people skills, to drive our initiative of existing without purpose or consensus, while promoting our apathetic journey to serve our lord and saviors of upper management and Todd Stevens. Our primary focus is to add value to those above us, to settle for mediocrity in some of the most god awful places in order to ensure that our lord and saviors can maintain their posh lifestyles far away from the misery.

If this is you please forward your resume to: crc_is_still_a_joke@crc.com

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I have a friend that used to work in HR and he said that HR is a joke. Rules only apply to everyone but them. They drink at lunch, provided their intern with educational reimbursement while denying workers this, have huge overtime issues so change work schedules rather than pay the overtime, kept their friend on payroll for 5 years even though he never reported to work, not one day. He said they laugh and make fun of everyone one. Best thing that happened to him was getting laid off.

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Post ID: @12ngh+18fzsBoL

Hilarious! More 'job' postings needed.

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