Thread regarding ConocoPhillips layoffs

Close and Sell Alaska Office

The Alaska office hemorrhages money. Big banks not lending for Arctic projects. Time to sell this outdated pig, and cease management boondoggles. BP was smart and sold their pig.

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Post ID: @OP+1cmadRAT

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Agree your dev manager is a &@$&$’!

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Post ID: @bgok+1cmadRAT

Aside from lucking into Willow and Narwhal what exactly has the xploration gang blown everyone away with?
And what’s their overhead?

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Post ID: @aruu+1cmadRAT

Nah, the Alaska shop does suck, and most of the people there are or were whiners.

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Post ID: @ayri+1cmadRAT

Nah, AK is a good shop. Just need to get rid of our whiny dev manager.

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Post ID: @aqkn+1cmadRAT

No need to make room for them. Put those AK hi-pots in the hallways close to the restrooms, that's where they belong. They act so incredibly entitled, but yet are so incredibly stupid immature and lazy.

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Post ID: @7gcg+1cmadRAT

Start making room for the returning hi-pots.

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Post ID: @6gxi+1cmadRAT

Get your boxes ready anchorage.
https://www.adn.com/business-economy/energy/2021/08/18/federal-judge-voids-permits-for-conocophillips-willow-oil-project/

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Post ID: @3tmp+1cmadRAT

Well at least Willow is cleared to go and will be producing oil by the gajillions of barrels any day now!

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Post ID: @3roo+1cmadRAT

Hey, if that unknowns unknowns geo supervisor is still at the Anchorage office, tell him Midland is looking for proctologists, since he has experience there.

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Post ID: @2fej+1cmadRAT

Please be patient, we've only been working on it for six years now. It takes time to dismantle a large company, but rest assured, we'll git 'er done.

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Post ID: @2ilp+1cmadRAT

It would make more sense to close and sell the Houston offices.

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Post ID: @2ltn+1cmadRAT

Anchorage is a sacred ARCO cow. COP is run by the ARCO managers rejected by BP. Anchorage will be sold when the sentimental attachment is outweighed by the need to forget the history behind it and those associated with it.

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Post ID: @1swh+1cmadRAT

The Anchorage office has been so quiet these days, I almost forgot it exists. So when can shareholders expect first oil from Willow?

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Post ID: @aey+1cmadRAT

Those halibut aren’t going to catch themselves, you know! How else will hipots and failed managers from houston spend their disposable income?

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Post ID: @san+1cmadRAT

Great idea and have all those Anchorage POSs relocated to Midland. Enjoy the heat now y'all!

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