Thread regarding ConocoPhillips layoffs

How many COP employees does it take to sc--w in a lightbulb?

15: one to hold the bulb and fourteen to whine about it.

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Post ID: @OP+1dT0Z7eU

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Well the MOC process will take 8 months before you can order the bulb.

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Post ID: @txjk+1dT0Z7eU

Seriously, we have a lot to be grateful for and can all do better at staying focused upon contributing more to ensure an even greater company in the future. COP Leadership is World Class and we are all fortunate to be where we are today.

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Post ID: @aipx+1dT0Z7eU

Has any anyone else noticed how all the men are that way today, meaning the C word? Its only women that are standing up against censorhsip and tyranny. Where are all the men?!? Whats happened to them?!?

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Post ID: @9qel+1dT0Z7eU

Keep wasting your time clicking on little arrows and emptying your browser history after each click knowing your non-layoff-related posts will be deleted forever.

We can almost hear you screaming at the computer. Good times...

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Post ID: @9sxc+1dT0Z7eU

I wonder do the thread deleting stooges work for 'the layoffs dot com', Conocophillips HR or are they just sychophants for the communist marxist Brandon with his dememtia gated hunched over squinted and vacant stare into the telepromter? OMG delete this thread it may have some information different than offically approved of by B Gates and A Fraudci This is evil!

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Post ID: @9rva+1dT0Z7eU

None.
That’s what contractors are for.
Get back to your DEI training and PowerPoint polishing!

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Post ID: @7ptw+1dT0Z7eU

You’re forgetting all of the PowerPoint presentations that need to be made throughout the organization detailing how the light bulb was changed.

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Post ID: @5vld+1dT0Z7eU

15: seven to micro-manage and second guess, and seven for D&I

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