Thread regarding ConocoPhillips layoffs

Permian Open Positions

I’m seeing a lot of new jobs in the Permian asset being posted. Any thoughts on job security in the Permian asset with all of this growth?

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Stormin mormins! Come join us for fun and promos

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Post ID: @16epk+1e2rfqmW

One VP position is now being posted. Requirements include arrogance, lack of experience, shiftiness, unimpressive record of results. Also leading a JV squad is preferred.

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Post ID: @Xppg+1e2rfqmW

So what is the deal with the LDS mafia, is that a thing? I know a couple of VPs that are Mormons? They are here in the formally known as Concho, Midland office.

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Post ID: @dxie+1e2rfqmW

My powerpoint skills are unassailable. I’ll be here forever.

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Post ID: @5sms+1e2rfqmW

I really enjoy hearing about the people COP is hiring that took the VSP from Concho prior to the purchase. Sticking it to the man!

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Post ID: @5xkq+1e2rfqmW

Good thing we laid off all those people a year ago! Time to bring in fresh bodies for next round.

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Post ID: @4yww+1e2rfqmW

If you are LDS, you will do great!

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Post ID: @2tky+1e2rfqmW

When prices fall again (and they will) there will be significant layoffs because we are incapable of true strategic thinking/planning and ignorant about simple business concepts like “zero basing”. It’s what we do.

It’s why we call it the LRP instead of a strategic plan… because it takes forever to document.

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