Thread regarding Boeing Co. layoffs

Boeing & Santa

Santa is not happy with Boeing ! He had Boeing and it's Clowns and Monkey's overhaul his sled last summer. They installed MCAS and told him it was a dream come true. But on Christmas night after he took off from the North Pole, Rudolf took a huge dump which jammed the only MCAS sensor on the sled which made it inoperable and caused the sled to pitch uncontrollably. Fortunately Santa and the Elves were able to get the sled under control and deliver all the presents to all the children of the world. Santa was also not happy with the 4 KC-46 tankers he bought to refuel his sled because they were all grounded because the Elves found lots of little Tequila bottles jamming the controls, so he had to rely on Airbus tankers to refuel his sled in order to save Christmas. Thank god for Airbus.

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There was lots laughing about Airbus competing with Boeing 25 years ago. There isn't much laughing about Airbus these days. And my money is on COMAC having the last laugh and in less than 5 years.

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Post ID: @2ymi+1evIYPnG

COMAC? Do they also make elevators and escalators in China? lol

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Post ID: @2udy+1evIYPnG

Thank God for both Airbus and COMAC. Otherwise, we would be stuck flying unsafe Boeing junk.

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Post ID: @1tbv+1evIYPnG

Every year is Christmas for the CEO and Board of Directors. Even when Boeing post a record loss they pay themselves millions in stock options. The system is corrupt and legislation is needed to curb the abuses

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Post ID: @1dja+1evIYPnG

Thing is, if the FAA knew about all the design and manufacturing defects that have been well-hidden by Boeing during last 10 years, they would immediately ground all Boeing models and pull their manufacturing license. Unfortunately, these won't be revealed until after the accident investigations.

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Post ID: @mte+1evIYPnG

At least Santa got some training and was made aware of how defective MCAS was

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