Thread regarding DST Systems layoffs

DST H.R. policy on layoffs of spouses of Management>

What is DST's policy on a layoff when the prospective person to be cut is married to upper management (or living with them). I am curious. I know alot of top management at DST married or dated women they work/worked with. How are the layoff rules applied in this case? Any examples? Thank you.

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If they were good in the sack they can stay. If not they lose their job

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Post ID: @mron+1fnFmfxz

Dst would axe Betty White if she worked there..

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Is there a published formula?

Lol I’d love it if someone from HR actually responded to this! Who’s laid off and who’s not? It’s simple really they use a spreadsheet with names and salaries sorted by salary, highest at the top. Then, if no one claims them they’re gone. So the key is to make your boss think you’re invaluable whether that is working the sheets or your job well this crew isn’t asking too many questions, clearly!

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Post ID: @1yyi+1fnFmfxz

Great question. Lay both off at once. Or cut just one, walk them out with a security guard but allow the other lover to stay at DST and have access to data? What is the rule on this?

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Post ID: @1pco+1fnFmfxz

Yes I would like to know also. Do the management's spouses or romantic interests get to keep their jobs? How are layoffs determined? Is there a published formula?

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