It’ll be Krabanaugh talking about how we need to learn more skills
Followed by more drivel then thanking us. Meanwhile GDP will be a joke while he enjoys his 37 Million in stock awards
For what ? Dropping the ax and moving jobs to Alvinds country
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"sounds like he is raising the group health insurance price"
Raise your hand if your insurance premiums went up this year. Mine did, by almost 10%, and with no changes to coverage and doing nothing more than standard annual check-ups last year.
When they say touch someone, that is a bit sketchy especially with the release of Epstein files.
'He looks like he ate his $37 million in hamburgers. And yes, it's ok to fat shame him. He can afford Ozempic. He has health insurance. Meanwhile, people have been made food insecure by this greedy pustule's actions. The guy is shoveling wagyu burgers and truffle fries with his greasy, fat fingers into his fat piehole as he trims the bottom line with your lives.'
sounds like he is raising the group health insurance price
time to purge him from ibm now
No Krabanaugh
Joanne Wright head of T&O hosted it
Now we heard about how bad cash flow was in 2023 and how it’s much better now
But we won’t reap the rewards
From what I heard about Krabanaugh people say he’s sort of like Alvind
Crass not personable and can be a hot head and smug
Nobody expects people like that to be Mr Rogers but have some humility. If I was awarded tens of millions of dollars in stock I’d show some gratitude and not be a first class j3rk
“If I can have an impact on one person today, that I’ve touched them in some form, that is the most important part.” - Grim Krabanaugh, in an actual interview with his alma mater
Well, that didn't age well. Although, I guess it holds true that "Bad Touch" Krabanaugh HAS touched a lot of people at IBM... in some way.
He looks like he ate his $37 million in hamburgers. And yes, it's ok to fat shame him. He can afford Ozempic. He has health insurance. Meanwhile, people have been made food insecure by this greedy pustule's actions. The guy is shoveling wagyu burgers and truffle fries with his greasy, fat fingers into his fat piehole as he trims the bottom line with your lives.
Kavanaugh is objectively nothing but a big d-mb doofus
Krabanaugh and Alvind are now working on a new book - "Basic Layoffs For IBM Dummies"
Alas, it won't be a best seller.
Krabanaugh is an expert looking on a spreadsheet and telling the lower pipmunks who they need to cut and then the rest of the team needs to take on more work while getting an awful GDP
Other than being Alvind's personal boot li---r and a**wipe, perhaps someone can explain what skills Krabanaugh the lapdog brings to the table; other than pretending to be a wise finance leader which he ain't, of course.
What new skills does does the Ol' Yeller Krabanugh learn every year that makes him valuable to IBM ? How to lie to everyone in F&O about upcoming layoffs ?
The "other" forced relocations