chucky pucky changed employee members
he removed the word team and made them all embers
removing 80000 of them in 6 short years
his salary doubled while former employees in tears
see its no longer about fairness and stability
to chucky pucky its stonk buybacks and gullibility
he goes on the cnbc claiming its "Efficiency and AI"
winking and laughing as displaced employees cry
Hes expanded corporate footprint in 3rd world lands
relying heavily on thick accents and deep brown hands
to chucky none of this matters
to him customer data security is in tatters
On the dark web customer data is a whole years salary
foreign nationals get unfettered access to entire account gallary
They can video tape customer accounts, data and deposit
Dumping them on the dark web for massive profit
Chucky pucky dont care his salary is quite rich
$20,000 per hour he can make any congress critter his b!tch
Chucky now makes more taking a number two
than any of you working a whole month in gross revenue
Chucky pucky got a special deal working from NY
His 2019 employment contract was loaded with pork
He doesnt need to comply with location strategy
But if you try do same he deems it incompatibly
hypocrite doesnt matter when you make 40M a year
Without f--king the employees his salary not high gear
Its all about labor triage who cares its unfair
Chukie gets your salary you just go elsewhere
The curtain falls on the capitalist game,
Where "Corporate America" is just a name.
To foreign markets, their loyalty is tied,
While domestic workers are cast aside.
On every call, the bankers boast and crow,
How many more Americans they’ve let go.
Efficiency is the only song they sing,
With twenty-six quarters of staff-slashing.
If you think you’ve built a career, you’ve guessed it wrong,
You won’t be staying in this role for long.
To Chuckie, your salary is a fleeting debt,
A "temporary arrangement" he’ll soon forget.
With overseas labor at a tenth of the price,
He’s ready to roll those corporate dice.
You’ll never win a race to the bottom on pay,
And that’s exactly how he wants it to stay.