I’m a content marketing rep, I mean sales rep, and I was told to say I make over $300k a year, I mean I make over $300k a year…….. damn it, let me start over.
I’m a rep at mason and I make a billion dollars a year. Everything here is great. We sell things and people buy them and whatever you say is wrong because mason is awesome. That’s all I have to say. Anyway, I was told to write this post or I wouldn’t get my $50 Christmas bonus from 4 months ago…… things are great.
WTF is a content marketing rep?
I can’t think of a single rep, even when things were at their best, that would ever say anything good about the company. Let alone, write a positive review on their spare time.
All these, “I make $900k a year, things are tough but you just couldn’t cut it” people are marketing reps.
Might be the only positive of covid. Or as LM would probably say “the woo-hon virus”
I MAKE 500K A YEAR!
I WAS SUPPOSED TO FIND NEW ACCOUNTS ALL DAY, BUT MY BOSS ASKED ME TO SPEND MY TIME WRITING FAKE POSTS ONLINE TO MAKE MASON LOOK GOOD! THATS WHEN YOU KNOW THINGS ARE GOING WELL!
LOL. Well, the trucks are still cute.