Thread regarding Splunk Inc. layoffs

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I remember several years ago they had some stipend for employees to get 400-500 a quarter to get massages or therapy cause splunkers were so stressed out from “working” (partying, getting high); now I wonder how the shareholders of a publicly traded company who were lied to about future guidance would feel about that. Not only lied to, but some low life splunker is spending money to get their nails and hair done. That 30,000,000 fine should be doubled, maybe tripled for these junkers.

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Speechless. Those things are nuisance and company has to be shutdown.

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Most splunkers just secretaries. Most are clueless about cybersec. I worked for one of their big customers. They’d bring the chorus line on to help us. Once the show was over we’d all laugh at how many clueless people were on the account. Like not even aware of what the products did. I actually felt sorry for a lot of them cause it had to be a worthless gig.

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