Recently on CNN they were doing a documentary about the Heaven's Gate tragedy. With all the black garb, mindless chatter, sheeple mentality, and overall weirdness....I swore I was back at Splunk or at .conf20. I was cracking up.
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Amen to both comments. I wish I saw the steaming pile that was splunk before I accepted their bribery of 25k more and garbage rsu’s. I hope someone buys them and cuts them up in little pieces. There are about 5 Depts you don’t need. They know who they are. Hahahahahaha. They wake up and say “back to the grind…” and go back to bed or go out and run errands. Legit maybe do 10-20 hours of work. Good work HR. You could’ve saved a ton by hiring interns. Also the sales reps are appalling humans.
Splunk is not garbage. Garbage can be recycled, salvaged and be found to have use. Splunk is worse than garbage. It’s nothing.
Splunk is garbage.