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University of Phoenix becomes a punchline on Saturday Night Live

Breaking from reality, the “S.N.L.” sketch added Kenan Thompson, who was playing the president of the online University of Phoenix. Asked if he would condemn antisemitism, Thompson said, “Well, my campus is the internet, so antisemitism is kind of our most popular major. And our mascot is po-n.” But he told Troast that his school would consider offering a course on the subject. “Lady, we’ll offer a course on anything,” he said. “The only mandatory courses we have are how to login to the University of Phoenix online and how to set up autopay.”

Some of the comments were less humorous and more telling:

As a former University of Phoenix employee, I laughed most at Kenan Thompson’s portrayal of our imaginary chancellor. His joke about autopay hit a little too close to home.

@Andrew - I have a Masters from UoP. I've been a graduate student (online) and have worked as an undergraduate instructor for UoP back when they had in-person classes (the old days!). So my experience covers online, in-person, undergraduate, graduate, student, and instructure. I can tell you that UoP is a joke. If you can write papers, you can breeze through. Many of my undergrad students couldn't write on an 8th grade level, yet the "university" demanded they use APA format (nevermind that their sentence structure, spelling, grammar, and punctuation were atrocious). No exams. No quizzes. I quit being an instructor because I felt like a fraud. I've learned more from Google's online certification programs (4-6 months) than two years at UoP.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/10/arts/television/saturday-night-live-adam-driver-olivia-rodrigo.html

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@1qnk+1q05YL34, you mean this?

https://prospect.org/power/2023-12-22-university-of-phoenixification-elite-education/

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  1. 3 million views on Youtube (in additional to the 3.9 million watching live).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep-OnsDieFQ

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what if I want to promote antisemitism with the same zeal that jews promote miscegenation, po-nography and open borders against white people ?

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when asked if the University of Phoenix will offer a course on how antisemitism is wrong, Thompson takes one last shot at the school: “Lady, we’ll offer a course on anything.

that's literally every university on the planet, which is why we have all these people with useless degrees being put into positions that don't need to exist.

you want education? start reading books written by people with opposing views. you'll never get that from a university and you'll be smarter than 99% of the professors.

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"While largely falling flat, the sketch was somewhat saved by an appearance from show veteran Kenan Thompson, who played the president of the online University of Phoenix."

https://nypost.com/2023/12/10/entertainment/snl-swings-and-misses-with-cold-open-attempting-to-skewer-antisemitism-hearings-hours-after-upenn-president-liz-magill-resigns/

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Who cares. Move onto to bigger issues in life. Like food, water, shelter.

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“Uh, yes, hello,” Kenan Thompson, who in the meantime has appeared without explanation beside the other presidents, says. “I am the president of the University of Phoenix online, and I’m willing to say yes to anything.” (He never identifies himself.)

Where on earth did that come from? Who knows? For the record, no one from the University of Phoenix testified at the hearing. This was completely out of left field. But Thompson did at least provide some laughs. His answer was the first of a few shots at the online school based in Phoenix.

“See? See?” Troast’s Stefanik says. “A real president of a real university.”

“That’s actually our school motto — U of P, we are a real university,” Thompson says.

Asked if he will “promise to eliminate all antisemitism from your campus,” Thompson gets the best line of the sketch.

“Well … my campus is the internet, so antisemitism is kind of our most popular major,” Thompson says. “And our mascot is po-n.”

Finally, when asked if the University of Phoenix will offer a course on how antisemitism is wrong, Thompson takes one last shot at the school: “Lady, we’ll offer a course on anything. The only mandatory courses we have are how to log into the University of Phoenix online and how to set up autopay.”

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