She did it again.. wait - don’t get excited - Not selling but another bloody reorg. Not sure what’s worse, the presidential debate in the states last week or her town hall yesterday. However we got confirmation for few points:
*** Not sure others realized but most to the presenters were female. Can you imagine if this was the other way around? Probably would have gotten fired by RCS HRBP who is against hiring men for any position. Cheers to that DE&I promotion!
EMEA Chief of Staff: she got her 2nd admin in EMEA who is another Excel Program Manager (fancy name for PA) - her PA hired another PA. Remind me of The Office series here.
Sales Engineering: expensive team of photoshop engineers reporting to CRO (100 of them) - wish they could code but they can’t.
Head of APAC: probably a female leader but to be announced (probably busy watching F1) stay tuned.
ED specialist: what a name and mess there. They fired the old head of specialty there and put a new one who talked for 30 minutes that we won’t get back - Enterprise ED & Growth is the new name. Glad Got to watch the highlights of Euro Cup while they talked nonsense. Where was head of content! Hiding in shelter!
IBS specialist: those folks most of them have IBS all over but at least head of buy-side was smart enough to take his people and
run. Most of them were let go by sales/CRO anyway.
EROs: free lunch, hiking, biking, stroll in the park, mountain climbing, keeping goats and chickens on a farm, traveling on company dime and more!
Big Party/clubbing in Vegas: Donated our bonuses for 100+ people From RCS to party hard in Vegas... the event is open to public for free drinks, food and potential HC reduction.
Stay tuned - Amazing Journey by CRO