Hello my peeps. I'm very excited to tell you about all of the exciting things happening at Fluor. First I would like to tell you about all of the new work coming up. There is a purple Barney dinosaur choo choo train project. This is a $200,000 dollar FEED project and we are very confident we are in a good position to get detailed engineering. I just got back from the project kick off where I got to wear a really cool choo choo cap. Whoooo whoooo
Next up we are partnering with our Yap office to build a strip mall on this Micronesian island where Im very proud to announce the anchor store will be a dollar store. The dollar is very strong against the Raj and we anticipate a huge profit as they are a stand alone office. Last but not least, little Susie Baker from Springfield Ohio has purchased a mousetrap game and has selected Fluor as PMC. This is a 6 billion dollar project and we are very proud to announce this will be a self perform project out of our Somalian office. We do anticipate transportation issues in and out of the port but we have factored this into the budget.
Next on the agenda is the backlog.
Next up I am very proud to announce the 2016 winner of Innovation Unwrapped. It is Okay Roomba. The concept is simple, as all of the old people die off, we are left with millinials. A camera is fastened to a Roomba and at certain times of the day project management can say Okay Roomba and Roomba will patrol the project floor and capture everyone on the phone, on the internet and watching Netflix. We still are working out the next step of accountability as we never did work that out with the baby boomers. Stay tuned for further accountability announcements.
Im very excited about all of the imperatives we have surrounding data. As we strive to become more of a data centric company, our CIO has assured me we have invested in the latest technology. IBM has purchased floppy disks, mainframes and we have placed utmost importance in hiring COBOL trained new grads. Our clients are very impressed where we are heading in the new data centric environment.
Next I am so proud to be able to say all of the new buzzwords I have learned. Self perform comstruction, integration, Third gen modularization.
People have died.
Next we have placed a strong emphasis on Kwality. People, we have Kwality coming out of the ying yang. Just the other day someone shouted out to me, "But he isnt wearing anything at all!"
Lastly I have been told to thank everyone for their hard work and dedication.