Thread regarding DXC Technology layoffs

What does DXC stand for?

Have just read the official FAQs recently published to employees which confirms DXC is not an acronym...

"What does DXC stand for?

DXC is not an acronym. The name DXC is a reference to our mission, which is leading clients on their digital transformation journeys. The X is a reference to the company, being a force multiplier, enabling clients to seize the opportunities presented by today’s rapidly changing technologies."

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It's short for Dixy a fast food cheap and cheerful chicken takeaway outlet.

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Post ID: @sZvbp+LSr1Yqm

DXC only stands for giving obscene compensation to the fat cats at the top and bugger everyone else.

Don't Xpect Compensation
Do Xpect Cluelessness
Deliver Xtreme Calamity

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Post ID: @gkyby+LSr1Yqm

Do Xpect Chaos working here.

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Post ID: @gioep+LSr1Yqm

So they told me the company I am working at got acquired by DXC. Never heard of it, so I googled it and found this page. What I see? Sh–s and giggles about no competence and no compensation. Cool, cool. Well, at least CEO got his billions, glad for him.

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Post ID: @g1qyo+LSr1Yqm

Don't Xpect Compassion @ DXC

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Post ID: @fObon+LSr1Yqm

590 in Roman Numerals

DXC = 590

  • Roman and Arabic place values:

Roman Numeral = Arabic Number

  • D = 500
  • XC = 90
  • Total = 590
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Post ID: @exsso+LSr1Yqm

Deliver Xtra Charges

Don't Xpect Competence

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Post ID: @dMfrt+LSr1Yqm

WTF is digital transformation anyway? Computers have been digital since the beginning. It's all BS

This definition says nothing: Digital transformation refers to the changes associated with the application of digital technology in all aspects of human society. Digital transformation may be thought as the third stage of embracing digital technologies: digital competence → digital usage → digital transformation, with usage and transformative ability informing digital literacy.

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Post ID: @ckbww+LSr1Yqm

probably

Dumb x C*** (choose any three letters)

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Post ID: @ckksq+LSr1Yqm

LOOK at ML chin and you will see the DXC logo, its so funny and once you see it you wont forget it

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Post ID: @b5utg+LSr1Yqm

Look at ML CEO chin , you can see DXC.

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Post ID: @b5etw+LSr1Yqm

Lol. And they still deliver C-ap in 2018....

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Post ID: @amdxz+LSr1Yqm

Really? That's the best you all could think of? How long did that take and how many senior managers approved it?

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Post ID: @afkwm+LSr1Yqm

Deliver Xceptional Clusterfook

Deliver Xtra Clowns

Diagnose Xtreme Carelessness

Diarrhea Xpected Calamity

Daily Xpected Covfefe

Do Xpect Carnage

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Post ID: @9Osah+LSr1Yqm

DXC = Digital Transformation Company

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Post ID: @9Nicw+LSr1Yqm

Delivering Xceptional Cuality

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Post ID: @9Grbb+LSr1Yqm

Depressed X Coding = more work with no compensation. What a joke!

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Post ID: @7Ubcb+LSr1Yqm

Don't expect compensation... really dxc means nothing. Which is perfect in a culture that idolizes crap like the Kardashians. I am sickened by the never ending display of corporate greed.

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Post ID: @1jqqj+LSr1Yqm

The new logo is actually an ink blot from the Rorschach Test. Just proves you have to be crazy to work here.

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Post ID: @Obgi+LSr1Yqm

they just think that DNA is fancy sh-- .. so they Xtrapulated the DXC from that instead of calling DNA .. Genius ..!!

wonder what happened to their marketing department .. guess they know that we are all wondering why they called it such as stupid name .. that is the buzz .. the buzz is working now ..

except we are all thinking lets get the hell out from dealing with this fluke before it flops ..!!

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Post ID: @Khdb+LSr1Yqm

http://www.yourdictionary.com/xenopus

A taxonomic genus within the subfamily Xenopodinae — the clawed frogs.

Read more at http://www.yourdictionary.com/xenopus#WSwm2SFluE22TgMQ.99

They just the F off.

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Post ID: @Kxty+LSr1Yqm

I think it's the Dunk Exchange - Established in 2005. http://www.dunkxchange.com/

Their logo is "DXC".

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Post ID: @Jyat+LSr1Yqm

DXC Technology aka DIX TECH (Pronounced: d---s)

DXC = What they gave loyal HPErs whilst bent over a barrel, but blew smoke up our arses first!

FML.

Updates resume

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Post ID: @snxl+LSr1Yqm

Reminds me of the old days, situation normal all ....

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Post ID: @8zwi+LSr1Yqm

"So, if D is 500 and C is 100 and X is the multipler then:

D X C = 50,000.

I'm guessing that DXC is more likely a reference to the number of redundancies planned in 2017."

Haha brilliant 😄

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Post ID: @7yvl+LSr1Yqm

It's Latin for "bait and switch"

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Post ID: @6fcd+LSr1Yqm

Digital Multiplier Change.. No changes in policies yet, all pure introductory blah. Until now it doesn't give us any clue of what's about to happen.

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Post ID: @6bdt+LSr1Yqm

DXC is 590 in Latin (D=500 XC=90)

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Post ID: @4zdx+LSr1Yqm

So, if D is 500 and C is 100 and X is the multipler then:

D X C = 50,000.

I'm guessing that DXC is more likely a reference to the number of redundancies planned in 2017.

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