Long email from VP of enrollment stating we have grew “gross enrollment” for 6 straight months.
So I guess this means we are slamming a lot of new registrations into our system but we are not getting them to start class. This is no surprise because the quality of our students continue to decline. We all know most do not graduate but it feels good knowing we look good enrolling them.
Remember folks, it’s all about numbers and making Uop “look good” when we are really crashing and burning.
There’s nothing more inspiring than uninspiring emails.