Are things getting aligned for the sale?
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"Only Inc can be sold and I hear they've laid off a lot lately to set up for it!"
Again, who would buy HP Inc? Lenovo? HPQ's market cap is about $35B, meaning that a suitor would probably end up paying more.
It's been long enough that HPE can be BOUGHT.
Only Inc can be sold and I hear they've laid off a lot lately to set up for it!
Sold to who exactly?
Who would buy HPE? IBM? Oracle? Cisco? Is there anyone else left in the Enterprise biz?
Yes! The Vorbulans from Arcturus are in final preparations to spring the secret deal! Meg the Meggot was their inside mole who laid all the groundwork. Emperor Nero hasn't a clue... He's just a pawn in the game of HPE life... You can bet he'll be HPEED off when he finds out that he's been kept in the dark, like a mushroom, all this time!
We as disgruntled grunts needn't worry... The Vorbulans could not EVEN disgrunt us any more than we already are!