Thread regarding Hewlett Packard Enterprise (HPE) layoffs

HPE gets sold?

Are things getting aligned for the sale?

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Post ID: @XjnunTW

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"Only Inc can be sold and I hear they've laid off a lot lately to set up for it!"

Again, who would buy HP Inc? Lenovo? HPQ's market cap is about $35B, meaning that a suitor would probably end up paying more.

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Post ID: @XjnunTW-7fbv

It's been long enough that HPE can be BOUGHT.

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Post ID: @XjnunTW-6prj

Only Inc can be sold and I hear they've laid off a lot lately to set up for it!

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Post ID: @XjnunTW-4myg

Sold to who exactly?

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Post ID: @XjnunTW-3nza

Who would buy HPE? IBM? Oracle? Cisco? Is there anyone else left in the Enterprise biz?

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Post ID: @XjnunTW-1brz

Yes! The Vorbulans from Arcturus are in final preparations to spring the secret deal! Meg the Meggot was their inside mole who laid all the groundwork. Emperor Nero hasn't a clue... He's just a pawn in the game of HPE life... You can bet he'll be HPEED off when he finds out that he's been kept in the dark, like a mushroom, all this time!

We as disgruntled grunts needn't worry... The Vorbulans could not EVEN disgrunt us any more than we already are!

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