Thread regarding DreamWorks Animation SKG Inc. layoffs

It's almost Monday!

Monday is coming up and I'll be busy getting the fresh flowers ordered for the execs and making sure the kitchen is well stocked with cereal and snacks. It is important that the candy jars also be kept filled and that the furniture is correctly arranged on Ann and JK's private deck. They get oh so angry when things aren't just right. I'll make sure that the TV in Fazal's office is tuned to CNBC. We must be well informed to know when to exercise and sell those options! As long as I keep the execs happy, I don't have to worry about all the production workers losing their jobs. Tough luck for you! We will all gladly sacrifice some Paint Fix or Rough Layout drone in order to keep our lifestyles unaffected.

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Yes! Please reapply. There are things we really love to do here at DWA; waste money and disrupt lives. We love to churn you artists and create as much chaos as possible. As long as it doesn't affect our carefully timed sale of stock from our infinite pile of options, all is good. If we have to gear up again, that is great. We will just zip right by you on the left side of the studio gate as we pull into our reserved parking spaces. (The lunch lines don't bother us either. We get lunch delivered to us at 2nd CAMP.)

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DW is still posting jobs. Haha. Can I get my huge payout and then reapply for these different positions? I'm hearing they'll be rehiring artists when the movies fall behind next year. So a free one year vacation! Thanks Jeff!!

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