good job, keep it up million dollar pfrs!
I saw the memo with closing dates for Strategic.
Oshkosh will be shut down September 30. Springfield will follow on November 30. This memo was from the board to our top executives. Just like previous posts mentioned, CA wants to replace the Utah jobs lost to the Phillipines.
Hey Oshkosh
You rock!
Hey Springfield:
Fu¢k you.
WTF Shift Bids?
I quit today after learning I was being forced to a shift I didn't want with the new shift bid format.
WEED WEDNESDAY AT ALL STRATEGIC FUNDRAISING AND CALL ASSISTANT LOCATIONS!
Everyone showing up on time for their scheduled shift on Wednesday will be given a dime bag and a new miniature bong. It is our way of saying thanks for a job well done.
Strategic Mass Suicide Day is still on, despite the censorship.
Court Tower roof at 13:00. See you there.
Strategic Fundraising Springfield: Too Many Freaks, Not Enough Carnivals
Happy Friday from your superior counterparts in Wisconsin. Enjoy your meth and your moms today.
The evidence keeps mounting that we're going to close.
Why would the equipment for both Osh and Missouri still be in EC? It would make more sense to have it here or St. Paul or even Springfield than somewhere that's been closed. I think it's because Utah won't spend the money because they're going to... — read more
Today is walk off the job in protest day
So feel free to walk off the job and enjoy a day off
IT idiots costing us money in intro
Does management even care about single moms? I didn't drive to work today to make less than a McDonalds employee per hour. It is total BS the I.T. department can't keep their crap running so we can make phone calls and I am forced to take a $5 an... — read more
Which Springfield Dumass Ruined the Server?
Obviously Show Me State rednecks shouldn't be playing on the computers.
Time to sober up I gotta fund raise in a few hours
Ah f@(# it! Give me a drink.
Remembered today is cockswab the office coffee pots day....mission accomplished...enjoy everybody!
Sounds like a case of the Mondays!
NO I DON'T WANT A REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE GOLD CARD
STOP CALLING ME! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO TAKE ME OF THE LIST.
R.I.P. Alice
Tomorrow we will have a Brady Bunch themed memorial for Alice, so dress up as your favorite member of the Brady Bunch. Barry Williams will be available at lunch for autographs.
Today is mass suicide day for depressed Strategic telemarketers.
Meet us at the Oregon Street bridge at noon. Ropes and chains will be provided. We will jump together en masse.
Sunday is a day of rest
You stupid fundraisers stop calling me on Sundays. I will report you to the better business bureau.
I hate Saturdays at Strategic!!!
Of course I hate EVERY day I have to go there. Time to go bother old people at home on the weekend. Wish me luck.
Anyone ever make a love connection at Strategic?
Our is it just good for a hook up?
Strategic alcoholism
The drinking associated with this job must be so bad the dui rate is going up. How else do you explain a grown adult driving a child's mini bike to work?
Thursday May 29 would have been Bob Hope's birthday.
But there's no more hope (especially if you work at Strategic.
Happy Birthday Mayor Rob Ford
So today is come tweaked to Strategic day. Well ... unless there really is a narc working with you.
I don't think Krissy is wearing panties to work today
Anyone else notice?
On my tombstone
Let it be known I did it hard for charity
Epic battle Kirk vs. Luke Skywalker
Who wins
Today is wear nothing but you Strategic ID card to work day
So feel free to come to work naked just don't forget your id card for compliance
1-800-273-8255
That's the suicide prevention hotline. I was a regular client when I worked at Strategic. Going back after a holiday break? You may need this number.