Yes or no
The rumors
Of our closing may not be exaggerated
Obnoxious PFRs
Notice how the powers that be doesn't want to produce an environment productive to fundraising. So much tomfoolery distracting others.
A matching donor is doubling the winnings in our closing pool.
Enter now with what dates you think Oshkosh and Methfield will close forever.
Managers and team leaders get Christmas bonuses
While you sit there and do all the work.
Christmas bonuses?
Can we count on a Christmas bonus at Strategic?
Mama I don't want to go to work today
I think I'd rather go outside and play
Paid Holiday
Those two words should make you think.
Has the Missouri call center burned to the groud yet?
Savages describes you twisted idiots. Silly riots prove missouri is a cesspool.
Stupid Missourians burning down their cities
That's why you will be closed. Dangerous in Missouri.
Dead!
Looks like this board died. No new activity.
If Oshkosh and Methfield survive past the first quarter of 2015, it will be a miracle.
I am so confident of this statement that I will eat two pounds of animal waste on April 1, 2015, at Menominee Park Zoo at high noon if Strategic Fundraising is still in business at either location.
Quelude Weekend
Free queludes for everyone who works this weekend.
Honest answer sought for a sincere question:
I've only had two days of work since the elections. Do you think Strategic is long for thisworld outside of Logan?
Weed Wednesday!!!
After all the negativity on here, management has decided to cure your ills and brighten your moods with some of the best imported Colombian product you will ever try. For every 10th donation in Oshkosh or Springfield (every fifth pledge in Logan)... — read more
Pumped uo kicks
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run, better run, outrun my gun. All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run, better run faster than my bullet.
The end is near
http://wap.business-standard.com/article/pti-stories/50-of-occupations-today-will-no-longer-exist-in-2025-report-114110701279_1.html
Prostitute Awareness Day This Thursday
Be ready to celebrate the world's oldest profession in the break room.
Just when you think this board couldn't reach any lower
It does. What a zoo.
You seriously aren't posting managers names on here?
What are you? STUPID?
Workaholics
This is great and always makes me smile. You offices sound just like the tv show Workaholics
Pre work polar plunge
Help us raise awareness for male shrinkage at Menominee Park this morning before work. A group of us are going to Polar Plunge before we fundraise this morning.
Nomination for Oshkosh fundraiser of the year?
Who is kiss @$$ nemero uno?
Prozac Saturday
Meet Dr. Robert for your supply in the parking lot before your shift. It will help you make it through.
Grow a backbone or stop complaining
Just found this site and man oh man I haven't seen a cackle of whiners like this in forever. If you some of you hate your jobs so much then grow a spine and do something about it already. Complaining does nothing but to serve to show how little you... — read more
Let's have a sitdown strike today.
No particular reason. I just want to see Rob freak out.
Now taking entries on what date(s) you think Oshkosh and Methfield will close.
I don't know if it would be tomorrow or a few months from now. But it can't be too far away. Fr years, we were already calling for numerous non-profit organizations by this time of the year. Where are they now? Good job, account managers. Your... — read more
Who writes this shit?
My kid at Merrill Middle School has better grammar and spelling than many of our scripts.