Do you know what your Congressman is doing? How many of you know the Republicans just voted to fund Obamacare and Planned Parenthood? Of course you morons that still believe in the Republican Party and spit out their lies to potential donors will... — read more
It's a beautiful day for fundraising
Go out and make something of it!
Weed Wednesday with a new twist.
Employees showing up to work on time Wednesday will get a very special brownie. We no longer will provide joints, as one of the accountants in the neighboring building got a contact high last week from the cloud coming from our parking area.
Log Cabin Republicans
Is it true that Strategic will soon be fundraising for this group? Or was a coworker just giving me crap? I really have a problem with it if we do.
Oshkosh loves Mormons and The Mob.
Methfield calls LDS cultists. Methfield doesn't like that the new head cheese is Italian. Methfield needs to be shut down for these degrading attitudes about our bosses.
Oshkosh's Fate is Sealed
We will be closing street the election.
Too bad I'm not in Methfield.
I've been up all night, and have to go in today. If I were in Missouri, there would be illegal stimulants in the parking lot to keep me awake.
I can't wait for this new week and another Stoner Sunday.
I'll be baked when I get there at noon, and will be munching my special brownies during breaks.
Digging the spiffs.
We are being encouraged to work extra hours. That's awesome. On the record, they're giving us gas cards on top of overtime pay. Off the record, the TLs are letting us do lines with them to keep us energized. This is a great job.
The REAL Shutdown Dates. These ar fact!
Oshkosh's last day will be Sunday, November 2, 2015, as that's the end of the payroll week right before the election. Springfield will stay open through Sunday, December 21, 2014, to call donors who make their charitable contributions at the end of... — read more
We will be Closed January 1, 2015
but you methheads in Springfield can come in if you like
It's all over on December 31.
This is the date you can take to the bank. Or in this case, the unemployment line.
December 25 is the real day we will close
Bah humbug
Nightmares
Having bad dreams. Can't sleep. I know we are all going to be looking for jobs after Halloween.
October 31
We are closing. No Halloween festivities for the methed out freaks with the pumped up kicks.
To the naysayers ...
First I will admit I hate working at Strategic, and many times have jokingly considered jumping from the top of Court Tower. But this constant bullshit of a new closing date every week needs to STOP. We have plenty of inventory for Springfield... — read more
Tweaked Out Tuesday
I am going to out-fundraise all you mother fers today. I'm high as a fing kite.
Interesting and somewhat humorous article. Some of this is very familiar, like beating down little old ladies.
http://www.cherwell.org/lifestyle/features/2011/08/22/the-secret-diary-of-a-call-centre-worker
Meth Monday
Hey inbred hillbillies, do just the right combo, and you can stay awake all the way until they close you down. It's not long now.
Another Stoner Sunday
See last week's entry for details. Nothing has changed.
special performance incentive fund
Unfair that SPIFs aren't available to all PFRs
Fatty Friday
Let's meet in the usual spot and times to burn avfew fatties to ease our telemarketing misery.
Twist & Shout Thursday
PNP in the parking lots all day long.
Weed Wednesday
Back by popular demand, employees at Oshkosh and Methfield will each get a joint for showing up to work on time. These will be handed out during Intro. And you will all get a Coach code to go outside and smoke it. Logan employees will get chocolate... — read more
They would be smart to close
Methed out hillbilly junction and let Wisconsin stand alone as the best
Tweaker Tuesday
Just following a theme here ...
I shouldn't have quit Strategic.
The meth dealers in the parking lot of my new job charge more.
AFF
Another Fing Friday at a Failing Fing company. I am a F***ing Failure.
Governor Boggs had it right. Mormons are hurting us in Missouri again.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missouri_Executive_Order_44
Do we have to go in tomorrow
Or can we call in for inventory before we get sent home
A bunch of temps already quit
Because they were sick of not getting hours
Time to get off my @$$
And look for a job
Strategic Fund Raising's Obituary
Let's have a contest to see who can submit the best Strategic obituary.
The new inventory starts tomorrow.
Business will be booming, as four northeastern states hold their primaries today; the only ones that remained. Those state parties (Delaware, Massachusetts, New Hampshire and Rhode Island) will be beating down Strategic's door to call their donors... — read more