Due to inventory
An entire shift sent home early.
The end is near.
Banged a beyotch on my break
Oh yeah
1/8 is the number you need to know
That decides you future as a fundraiser
TITANS
ARE Titan Condoms reliable? I think I might have knocked up a PFR in the break room
New Bubbas
They got new bubbas interviewing for new training classes
Team Change
I can't stand my new team leader since they changed the team's. She is disgustingly negative.
Rebel in protest of Strategic preparing to close
And wear contraband shots today
This is the end of Strategic as we know it
And I feel fine
To the naysayers
We are hiring.
Our time at Strategic is limited
Enjoy each day you are given because time is short
A prison of the ultimate mind game
Destroying self esteem, feeble
Proof Strategic pay sucks
The collection of people drowning in cheap cologne and perfum in the aisles is overwhelming
Oshkosh & Methfield may be on the way out. But look at this: http://www.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=9c2d6b0152815a84&from=serp
They require drug testing at Strategic in Polygamyville. That wouldn't fly in Methfield.
You guys are a sinking ship.
And this one can't be blamed on Democrats. Your stupid owners and managers brought this on.
Note to my team leader
Yeah I could be the highest grossing fundraiser in the center too if I worked 15 more hours than my scheduled hours. What a crock!
Sex on the Job at SF
Hooking up at work using correction time helps get you through the day. So many sluts to choose from.
The 'Kosh is the Tour de Force of fundraising
Screw those methville redneck hillbilly hicks in Springfield!
Gross
Some sick twisted funker flosses his teeth and cuts his fingernails between calls. So gross. Creeps me out!
Shoot me now.
That way I won't have to hear: "Why are you calling us on a Sunday?"
Sunday is the last day in Oshkosh.
For ME! So long, suckers. I'll make sure to follow your plight both via friends and on this site. I'll even make up some stuff on here for old time's sake.
Unemployment
Can we file for unemployment since we aren't getting hours? I am going to look into it. I got kids to feed.
Polygraphs begin today. We WILL find out who's making these posts.
Sign up sheet for available times is in Rob's office. Not signing up is grounds for termination.
Strategic Funding has closed for good. There's no need to show up today.
Final paychecks will be mailed, along with instructions on when to pick up your personal belongings.
Seen This Before
Managers telling us everything is okay and we aren't closing. Not able to get all my hours in. No Inventory. Been there done that and they ain't in business anymore. To make matters worse we didn't get paid for those final weeks as they were broke.
I made my priest laugh.
I asked for prayers for the company and all of us. He gladly obliged. But he laughed when I asked to conduct a requiem mass for Strategic if it didn't work out. I have a great priest.
So the company buttkissers can only insult people. They have yet to provide evidence your company isn't failing.
P.S. I hope you don't fail. I still know good people there.