Thread regarding Dynegy Inc. layoffs

Well i found some Sweatpants on sale today at K-mart. Was able to pick up my 4XL Brown Sweats for a cool $2. I get brown because i'm so fat that when I wipe my ass...i miss some parts because my arms are so short I can't possibly cover that much ground. Then when I kick my feet up on the desk my underwear pull up high on me and by my 6th coffee break I got a 3 inch thick slab of butt gravy running up my trunks. At least the brown sweatpants won't let the bleed through show up. I wouldn't get Red because I wouldn't want anyone in management knowing I'm in the union. I can't get a uniform because people may ask me questions related to my job if I looked professional. Looking like a beggar helps me blend in with the contract cleaners so when upper management comes looking for who is running this big operation I can just hide and say the Capt. is on leave. I can probabally ride these new sweatpants out till retirement. Looks like the pair I've been occupying are getting a little worse than whatthe Bridge Troll begging for money down on Front Street wears. What else can I do now to create overtime for myself? I don't want to go on shift but want the O.T. Maybe I'll leave on friday with the ponds full so when It rains on a saturday and sunday they'll call me in for OT and a call out. That's the way I roll. What a douchebag...I'll attend the next union meeting only if a small part of my job is threatened and I will make sure my voice is heard. I really don't know why people don't like me...i thought douchebags were likeable.