Since it's apparent Strategic has a high rate of alcoholism based on recent comments demanding beer as spiffs, we have decided to give employees the option to be paid by greenbacks or Milwaukee's Best. If you choose beer for your hourly pay, you will receive one-half a case for every hour you work delivered every other Friday according to the pay schedule. Employees will be able to have one beer during the last half-hour of their Friday shift. See HR to sign up for this benefit immediately.
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