My whole team has banded together and not a single one of us showed up to the office.
Go ahead and fire two dozen people who make the wheels on the bus go round because you’re mad ELT has su-ked at its job for a LONNNNNG time. How very Intel that would be.
We write the code, MFer. We know the inner workings of the tangle of databases, data flows, who to go to to remove blockers. We’re ONLY here because we can do this job in 6 hours a day. Make it more, and we’ll go work somewhere that will pay us for full output.