Not fake news. More like fake desk.
And it's a little desk, one where you can't escape the nasties.
The new smaller desk allows for absolutely no personal space. They want us standing side by side with the member, to make it a more personable experience. And it will be personable when the member beside you reeks of urine, has roadkill breath, or has never heard of a bath or deodorant. And I doubt other people want to be anywhere near the stinky members either.
Now consider the unmanageable children, who grab, hit, and spit.
And not to forget the men who reach across the desk in an attempt to touch us, with the pretense of shaking our hand. Now they can out right touch us and pretend it's an accident. (Yes, it's happened to me a few times, when I was a cashier.)
On another note: Self service is coming to memberships. This is the beginning. Face it, people join Amazon Prime all by themselves, why not Sam's? And I think, eventually, the member will be doing their own returns too. It's done online all the time, why not in the store?
The only thing the member wants is fast, efficient service, but home office doesn't get it. Tablets were headed in the right direction, but taking away the real computers, the registers, and the desk will make the process longer, not faster. People don't give a sh+t about a “personable experience,” they don't want a "relationship" with a company; they want their problems solved and they don't care if it's a tablet, a kiosk, or a customer service associate who does it. They want outcomes, they want speed, and a 4 by 4 desk with limited equipment is never going to never going to be fast. A large desk with a wide variety of equipment would, but not when there’s only one person working the desk, which was often the case at our store.
Change is coming. Not good, I’m afraid, if the equipment we are left with now is any indication. The member will not win. But hey, if home office wants them to wait in longer lines for membership services, then so be it. I'll oblige.