I am sure there is an uneasy sentiment among the remaining employees. Let me set your mind at ease. First let me congratulate each of you, you have made it into the final 100! Each of you are here because we find you vital to the day to day operations. Second, I have once again reaffirmed our borrowing base of $325,000,000. We are in good shape and will move forward leanerer and meanerer. What does that mean for the future? We have looked at the EBIDA, EDIDAT, AIMIDA, pre-cooked books, and post-cooked books, big chief Indian pad, and the balance sheet that is hermetically sealed in a mason jar on Fink and Wagonals front porch. We have determined that we are in good shape looking forward and I have nothing to worry about.
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I keep seeing MF going up to the 4th floor to consult with KR. Great to see the two leaders who created this mess collaborate on more epic failures.
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Hysterical!!
At least we all have been able to keep our senses of humor. They can't take that away!
I second the Frog’s findings! We are poised to be in a financial position to buy Saudi Armaco and Exxon. With our pre and post cooked books we can ultimately achieve our goal of world domination. To the few who are left there is no need to worry! I mean have we ever lied to you before? Onward and upward nothing can stop us now unless we can’t borrow anymore money and then we are screwed! From the Frog and myself congratulations on making it another month don’t ask for raises but count on plentiful worthless stock options!