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Former Xeroxer and current HPer, who used to report up to Mikey F. These are the actual words in my anonymous Voice of the Workforce survey when he was at HP. I know he read them cause he mentioned how hurtful they were at an all hands meeting. Sorry for what you guys have to endure with all the HP rejects.
" Mikey F reminds me of a malfunctioning of Disney audio animatronic, who randomly babbles HP Execuspeak word salad, until a technician arrives to either shut him off or fix him. Instead of actual English words, humans can understand, his entire vocabulary consists of words which say nothing and mean nothing. Please send the technician to shut him off fast, it’s embarrassing for guests to see a Disney show functioning so badly."
Revenge of the Rejects
Strange that our entire executive ranks are filled with HP rejects. Almost like someone planned it........
His webcasts are nothing but corporate or sales buzzwords. No substance at all.
- F. couldn’t succeed at HP so he jumped ship to Xerox. Xerox was desperate for any so called talent. Now he wants to be in a top position at the XRX/HP venture. His behavior at XRX is just an empty suit bulli$#!ting his way along. He’s a real M.F.’er. Or in his case, more of a D.F.’er.