Does it require a spirometry test?
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Who’s gonna win the tater sack race? Any predictions?
Well from the managers I've seen, my guess is not much of anything. The ability to actually breathe is a plus. The qualifications are probably dependent on how big their lips are, what kind of knee pads they wear for under the desk work, and the not surprising ability to look stupid. Not all of them though. There are some good ones believe it or not.
Enquiring minds want to know.
Must be able to misspell 3 words per sentence and not known the proper use of words like their, they're, and there. Must be willing to ensure that NLR has the best Instagram hunting/fishing pics of any service unit. Ptoooey....
SPLAT!
To be a UP manager all u have to do is be self to dress yourself and your in!! Never seen more id–tic managers anywhere else like the UP has!! MYO’S MTO’s all have no interest in railroading only sleeping on the job
It will probably go to the two that can talk the slowest. Or maybe who can run the slowest? They should have a potato sack race on the RIP and give it to the ones that fall down.
So who's getting the other two?
You don't get poor doing it this way do you? You get rich.
Know how to build a deer stands, have hunting property, be willing to talk sports, and do all the director's work, as he wont be there. Have buddies you can sub work out to, so you can get kick backs from them, at least that's what we've seen. Why else would our yard and rip mules be going to Pine Bluff for repairs?
a 31 on the ASVAB