I wonder how they are going to lay us off now that we are all in small cubicles. I bet there is a committee on that right now. Logical nightmare .. can’t close your office door and wait for the tap on the door..
Wait a min.. even more complicated if your quarantined at home?!?
Should we provide any suggestions on this forum for the committee.. maybe have your boss just text you ? Cut your online access one day..
Hey look! It’s official. You can volunteer to leave .... please do us a favour and gooooooo.
People that use this site for continuous negative comments are either cowards or just hate life. If you hate it just put your hand up and I am sure they will let you go.
How about you w—rrs all fall on your swords and pound sand. That should save a few bucks. Good luck on the job hunt .... since you seem to think you can do better. Clearly the company didn’t clear out all the dead wood in past layoffs. You are still posting here.
Text message works...
Fedex delivery of papers, sign, sealed delivered. No face to face. No humanity involved. Hell Oracle started doing that in 2016.
How about deactivating your ID pass card and leaving you out to dry at the turnstile?
Doh... they did that already.
Could be done through MS Teams via video conference