Thread regarding Hertz layoffs

Top Ten List of Funny Things at Hertz

Drum roll for the funny stuff at Hertz:

  1. OJ is still the face of the company.
  1. The Six Sigma garbage
  1. Pick pocketing customers at the counter, and then grading this aptitude through NPS scores.
  1. Ordering millions of $$$ of polyester poor fitting suits for your low life CE and Management staff.
  1. Renting out 300's and Caddies to locals. (Nothing like the smell of purple kush when picking up clients)
  1. Overbooking R reservations on weekends and watching a FM learn the trade of magically making the Dodge Journey an R class.
  1. Not answering the phone at the counter.
  1. Watching FMs add a few sticky fingerprints to the windows of Platinum cars before they head out at the end of their shifts.
  1. Transporters turning up the radio volume to the highest decibel so PC members can get a jolt of the latest Hip Hop tracks when they fire up the low mileage Camry.
  1. DASH
  1. Progress on C2C
  1. Unattached cars going out the exit gates.
  1. Paul's weekly conference calls.
  1. What's said on mute during Paul's weekly conference calls.
  1. Any employee that invests more than a couple of years with the company.
  1. Freshwave as an odor concealer
  1. Erroneous Hot Holds (This one not so funny)
  1. FMs leaving a bag of half eaten fast food under the seat, and then tracking which contract will leave a NPS complaint.
  1. Quarterly earnings statement.

All in good fun before the lights turnoff for good?

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Post ID: @OP+14AA9vVA

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  1. Having to sign annual ethics statements under penalty up to and including termination and then seeing all the unethical stuff employees got away with that management turned a blind eye to.
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Post ID: @4rea+14AA9vVA
  1. Knowing there's a volume driven staffing need, but sitting on it for 4-6+ months while paying out overtime hoping that its "temporary". But layoff ~10k of 29k US employees in less than one month of reduced volume.
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Post ID: @3qao+14AA9vVA
  1. Managers screwing their employees
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Post ID: @2wgm+14AA9vVA

Do not forget how Hertz paid JD Powers to wi. The customer er service company of the year.

Also do not forget how Hertz just won MOST ETHICAL company. Omg what mo–ns to think ya, employees believe this c-ap.

Stone, and lesbian CEO with daily conferences and not one Manager paying attention but taking up hours where they could be cleaning cars. mo–ns.

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Post ID: @2lyp+14AA9vVA

This was soooooo funny and true. Hertz b–tards. Lol

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Post ID: @2wkk+14AA9vVA

This is hilarious and spot on even across the globe.

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Post ID: @2xxh+14AA9vVA

So funny. Simpson’s Mr. Smithers to play ZVP. 😂😂

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Post ID: @1jck+14AA9vVA

Should pitch an idea to produce a sitcom similar to The Office to TV producers. Such funny stuff. Would bring back networks! Starring Seth Rogan as the rogue PQM, Chris Rock as the CE FM, and Corey Feldman as the sketchy GM.

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Post ID: @ley+14AA9vVA

This is hilarious 😂

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