Thread regarding Macy's Inc. layoffs

Who's the fool?

We though this was necessary,
Just call us all fools.
Cost savings, and layoffs,
So called "survival tools"

So many wait patiently,
all day in the queue.
Praying for unemployment,
J never cared about you.

While he says "He loves this company"
and will take no salary.
Lets air the dirty laundry
from the Macys peanut gallery.

Uncle Sam will pull through,
with a stimulus to use!
It will be the best one ever,
some may even say "HUGE"

PTO, the furlough reversed?
Sadly, all erroneous.
Jokes on us, April Fools!
They're still getting a yearly bonus.

Dark days are upon us,
So much on our minds.
Staying healthy and distant
penny pinching of all kinds.

Once restriction is lifted,
And we don't need this distance.
They will call us all back,
expecting no resistance.

Open credit, call clients,
We must double the goal!
They are nothing with out us,
This time don't be the FOOL.

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Since Macy's is not going to open – please dabble in fine arts endeavors like corporate poems like this one. Thank you sir or madam for your artistic leadership.

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Post ID: @hvk+14iyOQyF

Your best bet...start looking now so they cannot call you back to the sheer lunacy that is Macy's.

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Post ID: @ueb+14iyOQyF

It is a beautiful poem emnating from a deep tortured soul having experienced American mall based retail lunacy ... Bravo!!!

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Post ID: @dki+14iyOQyF

I will dedicate my free time to downgrade Macy's and push for private equity takeover – something akin to Sears treatment.

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Post ID: @nwa+14iyOQyF

Bravo!!!!!!!

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Post ID: @kcd+14iyOQyF

You have wayyyyy to much free time, why don’t you take up crossword puzzles.

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