It looks as though all of Xerox's troubles today have been resolved. There is no need to worry, in the coming weeks you can all expect a communication regarding this. You will all get your jobs back, they will move the offshore jobs back onshore. Furloughs are coming back. Even your manager is in an especially good mood because of his/her/theys raise. That family picnic that keeps getting cancelled every year, is back on, twice. Casual day every day . . . congrats to all that had the patience.
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Finally our time down in the Glitter Mines has payed off! I knew our philosophy of "Yesterday's technology at tomorrow's prices" would save us all!
Really!!! It’s a miracle!!!
Why is there all these negative reactions all the sudden? Smells like some executive at XBS made all the employees get on and post fake reactions. Same thing they have to do to get online reviews.
LOL ... this is hilarious. Thanks whoever posted that.
The TechPowerHouse + HCL is WINNING the battle! They be so smart! I want to be able to wipe with both hands just like them!
Go TECH POWERHOUSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finally I can get back to a few more chuckers of polo before crumpets and tea
Lifesaver!
LOL
cracked me right up
Not in a billion years and that’s why it’s funny
Even thought the signature should have told everybody about the seriousness of the post
Well played
What’s with all the negative votes?
The Agile and Lean Six Sigma TechPowerHouse!
said nobody ever!
I hope u folks realize that the poster is being sarcastic...
I want some of what you’re smoking
So I’m safe?
RIIIIGHT......
Best post ever.
oh thank God, I just purchased my vacation home in Fiji and with this news I can buy the yacht too......score!!!!!!
Did everyone lose their sense of humor? Silent Fart is being funny.
I think this knucklehead is being facetious. Furthermore, he clearly liked his own post 80+ times. What a knob!
Nice to see the wishful thinking crowd has returned to this message board.
Can I interset anyone here in some ocean front in arizona?
Ah yes, I always trust a silent fart
This post was awesome.
Yah, and UB returns to take the reins and rescue the Corp. once again.
this is great news!!
Finally! These last few months have been less than pleasant... and that’s putting it mildly. Thanks for the good news.