The biggest benefit which they don’t lay out in the paperwork is hours of mind-bending, confidence shattering, mental manipulation.
The perks don’t stop there. Your boss will be a narcissist, everyone will act like all they do there truly matters and the cafeteria has great healthy snacks.
You seem like a soulless a-hole. You’ll be a VP in no time. Go get it !! One question... where will you keep your soul? I think they pass out mason jars with a swoosh on them on your first day. Just lock it up in there in your desk drawer. You won’t need that for a while.
Do us all a favor. ... please don’t breed.