Thread regarding Noble Energy Inc. layoffs

Post Turtle

80% of all managers at Noble were/are classified as "post turtles". In case you don't know what a post turtle is;
"Farmer Goes to the Hospital"
While suturing a cut on the hand of the old Virginia farmer, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to DS and his possible role as CEO. The old farmer said, 'Well, ya know, DS is a 'Post Turtle''. Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.
The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function and you just wonder what kind of dumb a– put him up there to begin with.

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