Thread regarding ExxonMobil Corp. layoffs

Proposal for EM Song - modifying a great Song Text of the 80ties

CORPORATION OF CONFUSION “EM VERSION 2020”

I must've dreamed a thousand career dreams
Been haunted by a million employee screams
But I can hear the marching Senior Manager feet
They're moving into the campus street
Now did you read the Fake news mails day by day
They say the risks gone away (and the future will be rosy)
But I can see the Company fire's still alight
There destroying careers and family life’s into the night
There's too many Managers, too many stakeholders
Making too many problems
And not much logic to go round
Can't you see this is a Corporation of confusion?
Well this is the company we live in
And these are the hands we're given
Use them and let's start trying
To make it a place worth working in (again)

Ooh, Exxon Superman where are you now
When everything's gone wrong somehow?
The men of steel, the men of power
Are losing control by the hour
This is the time, this is the place
So we look for our culture in the future
But there's not much to expect from actual Leadership to go round
Tell me why, this is a company of confusion
This is the company we live in
And these are the hands we're given
Use them and let's start trying
To make it a place worth working in (again)
I remember long ago when the sun was shining
Yes, and the stars were bright all through the night
And the sound of our laughter as we worked with fun and a vision, so long ago
I won't be coming home tonight
My generation will put the layoffs right (before we fire ourselves)
We're not just making hollow promises
That we know, we'll never keep
Too many Managers, there's too many stakeholders
Making too many problems
And not much intelligence to go round
Can't you see, this is a work environment of confusion?

Now this is the company we live in
And these are the hands we're given
Use them and let's start trying
To make it a place worth working for
This is the company we live in
This is the company we live in
And these are the names we're given
Stand up and let's start showing
Just where our lives are going to

MAKE EM GREAT AGAIN

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Pure gold! I listened to the original song while singing along using the new lyrics. You done knocked it out of the park.

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Post ID: @1can+17kR4aDi

Excellent! Very creative. Good to laugh a little to break the tension.

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Post ID: @1jjh+17kR4aDi

I know what you did today at work. Shouldn't you be rewriting a global practice or something?

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Post ID: @1mdr+17kR4aDi

Writing sometimes relieves the mind from worrying when the hammer will drop. At least you produced something far beyond hollow corporate slogans and bromides.

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Post ID: @ulc+17kR4aDi

WOW. Awesome. You are so creative. In an otherwise sh– day in sh– times hearing Genesis with Phil Collins singing your lyrics in my head made me laugh, made me smile, made me realize it will all be ok even if its not. You are a genius and i thank you from the bottom of my heart. Laughter is the best medicine. 🖖 live long and prosper

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