Fresh!
New!
Sporty!
s-xy!
Oh, no. That's just that t–d of the company, CRC, with some new wrapping paper.
Fast forward to the Town Hall. "We're setting sail! Bring in the investors!" Fleece! Fleece! Fleece! (cue triumphant and inspiring self selection speech) "If you don't want to be here...self select yourself out! (the crowd roars...yet little do they know they cheer for their own demise).
Fresh blood!
College interns!
Unsuspecting investors!
Green initiatives!
Public Relations!
We Are Back Baby!!