Time to layoff the much team that sold that airplane drink-cart/can–bis grow light.
What a waste of time.
Another round of acrylic plaques for small ideas.
Second only to the waste of time ventilator team who worked non stop and never sold a unit...
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Could re-brand the Germ Falcon as the Bud Buzzard.
Funniest part is the thing had a 100% fail rate with all the customers they showed it to. We licensed something built years ago- and somehow managed to make it worse, and of course more expensive- prefect job!
How many folks will be RIF'd at Hon Safety when the pandemic is officially over. Or will we wear masks the rest of our lives? I remember the announcement in March 2020, 500 new jobs created in Phoenix.
Don't forget those clever "Safety Packs" consisting of a mask and hand sanitizer in a zip-lock bag for safe air travel. Gotta give 'em credit, though, for acting with urgency and pivoting to profit from a pandemic. Wonder if the proceeds covered all the severance packages.
I pity the sales team that actually has to sell the contraption. I bet they have a goal to secure all airlines to be using this device for the bigwigs believes its what the customer sees as the biggest invention since sliced bread.
You have to think outside the box if you want to be a #FutureRifee. We can replace those UV-C bulbs with some grow lights and support the burgeoning merry-wanna marketplace. We can use those empty cubicles to put our "products" in and have the portable light machine wander the halls 24/7. Might have to watch for employees sneaking INTO the office though. I wonder if those ventilators could pump water...