HEAR ALL ABOUT IT !!!! HEAR ALL ABOUT IT !!!! …. You will not want to miss this edition.
First, you will get to hear that she is “The” VP. (Thankfully you will not hear how she broke the glass ceiling in her rise to the VP of Sales. If you want to hear that, go back and listen to her GSSO All Hands - Holiday Edition on December 10, 2020 where she could not wait to tell us all that.)
You will hear how security is the growth engine as shared in the earnings announcements. This will be the big spin on her missing the bookings number. (Shhh…..You are not to know that the 13% growth includes reoccurring revenue that was sold when she was NOT the security sales leader. Also you are not to know the security competition is blowing their numbers out and exceeding the streets expectations. Shhh… remember you are not to know this.)
Then you will get another serving of her “My Strategy” and “My plan” with incoherent messaging and her rambling on with no point. As usual, she will look very uncomfortable. (You may start to feel sorry for her. That is perfectly fine cause we all have a heart, unlike her in running over some people when she was an SEM, in APO, Security Engineering, just some of the places where she ran over people who questioned her and to get what she wanted.)
In closing, you will hear how her strategy and plan are starting to show results and why Q4 is going to be big. (News Flash: Q4 for security bookings are already off to a very slow start. Do you think her strategy and plan is working yet.)