Thread regarding Chevron Corp. layoffs

IT townhall today

Think there will be any drama?

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on November 1, look for Workday title changes. Find your most useless IT person, and watch him/her go from senior [something agile] to principal [something agile]. Because basically our entire functional PDC is full of non-technical PDRs, they only know how to promote your typical IT team leads. Oh, and your subchapter heads who are not technical at all? Watch them all get promoted. We're on our way to building a powerhouse of technical talent with all these managers who don't know how to write code to output HELLO WORLD.

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Post ID: @jwvy+1bB8mRf1

So many useless clingers move up just because the retàrd above them retired.

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Post ID: @7mak+1bB8mRf1

The most useless clinger in ABU IT was promoted because his manager resigned.

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Post ID: @7yba+1bB8mRf1

I’m sure BB can’t wait to retire or get retired. Imagine having JG as your boss.

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Post ID: @2gey+1bB8mRf1

@1sjc+1bB8mRf1

Would you settle for a rage room filled with things you can destroy?

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Post ID: @1boh+1bB8mRf1

@1mye+1bB8mRf1 I don't feel psychologically safe enough to answer that here.

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Post ID: @1sjc+1bB8mRf1

@int+1bB8mRf1

Is that your email signature pronoun?

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Post ID: @1mye+1bB8mRf1

WTF is “overhang”? How about we eliminate all the useless “clingers” that we shuffled into useless Product Owner, Chapter Head, Sub Chapter Head, and advisor roles.

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Post ID: @1sly+1bB8mRf1

They are once again out of touch and don't really seem to care. Long live and hail the dividend and JG!

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Post ID: @1dzy+1bB8mRf1

@1bds+1bB8mRf1

Ahh yes, I believe that was Vivian.

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Post ID: @1dcu+1bB8mRf1

IT Employees: “Would you say you're completely full of sh!t or just 50%?”

Our Leader: “I hope just 50, but who knows?”

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Post ID: @1bds+1bB8mRf1

I identify as a peon

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Post ID: @int+1bB8mRf1

@bwv+1bB8mRf1

The new word is Overhang.

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Post ID: @qxc+1bB8mRf1

watching it now. People are hammering on Lady GeaGea.

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Post ID: @djn+1bB8mRf1

Does Bill sit in the same small parochial place as us or is it slightly more elevated? Can someone ask that?

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Post ID: @kks+1bB8mRf1

These town halls are critical to me knowing what bullish!t I need to align to and what phrases I need to parrot.

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