to my colleagues at chevron, this is very very funny stuff if you understand the dated culture and systems at exxon, which are similar to chevron.
https://www.captiongenerator.com/2254511/ExxonMobil-CEO-Reacts-to-2021-Shareholder-Vote
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“We would have to let them work from home. That is unacceptable. I’m a boomer. How will the collaborate?”
Have you been watching the CVX corporate town halls? One executive said we need to be back in the office to collaborate on problems that we don’t know exist yet. I couldn’t believe that answer to the work from home question. Then he sat back in his chair and looked so satisfied with his own response.
Huma signed a book deal. Did you know about that?
Sir, this is a Chevron.
hahah was a good one... and wait for the merge CVX and XOM, which will happen sooner than later
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Vanguard and Blackrock had capitulated...hahaha..brilliant subtitles overall.