Operational/Support Colleague,
Qualifications and Competencies:
High School Diploma or equivalent required
1-2 years direct experience
Strong interpersonal skills with proven ability to communicate and share information with diverse groups of ghetto a.s.s customers
Resourceful and able to adapt quickly to a sinking ship( learn to play violin)
Resourceful self-starter, works well independently as you will likely be the only one on the sales floor because for extended periods of time and getting blamed for everything that goes wrong
Ability to work a flexible schedule with retail hours, including day, evening, weekends, and/or holidays
The ability to stay late during inventory season and working until 2am with scanners that do not work
Physical Requirements:
Attend morning rallies (cult meetings)
Position requires prolonged periods of standing/walking around sweatshop and extreme temperatures up to 92 degrees (F)
May require drinking of Kool Aid and enthusiasm about things no one in their right mind would be happy about
May involve reaching, crouching, kneeling, stooping and climbing stairs incessantly
Working ten jobs at once; management, asset protection, sales, visual merchandising, at your service, security etc.
Getting phone calls on a land line phone from the 1980's about nonexistent security issues and angry customers
looking for items that are gone or sold out in the 1990's
Resisting the temptation to be set up by not taking the bag of money left out on the floor #setup
Frequent use of computers and other technology, necessary to perform job functions, including handheld equipment,
ipods that will eventually get stolen, and a cash register that hasn't been updated in fifteen years
and ability to process register transactions and not take that money that was left out on the register by ap
Frequently lift/move up to 70-100 lbs due to endless call out by stock coworkers