But wait Cabot is hiring in PA so when you get laid off by SWN you got a job right there. Never mind your resume will have SWN and no need to be kicked in the pants again and laughed out of the Cabot HR office. Buh bye
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No need for lay-offs when employees are quitting faster than wildfire spreads.
Funny story. Same thing happens to me when I interviewed with Montage. Guess whom laughed now.
True story 2 weeks ago interviewed at Cabot for a lease operator position. Got the sense they wanted to SWN shame me. So there’s that and no job offer.
For those that missed the fake vax papers info session meeting last night on 5, we’ll be doing another one Monday evening. The password this time will be “Southwest Layoffs Session 2”. Also remember the handshake from your orientation and R2 course. This will ensure everything goes smoothly.
We will be laying off anyone that is not fully vaccinated. This is what was being told at the water cooler this morning. I do know how to get fake vax papers if anyone is interested. I’ll be having a meeting near the 5th floor men’s room at 5:30pm tonight for anyone interested. Password for the meeting is “Southwest Layoffs”.